*We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.*
*_JACQUES CHIRAC _*
*The chicken has rights, mais oui? We care not whether the chicken crosses the road since we will claim her eggs regardless of on which side of the road she lays them, n'est pas? Should les Americains succeed in seizing them, we shall insist on coq au vin!* * **_TONY BLAIR _
It is clear to Her Majesty's government that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs, which, under extraordinary circumstances, particularly on All Hallow's E'en, can certainly be used as weapons of mass destruction*
*_COLIN POWELL _
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
**_HANZ BLIX _
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq's ambassador to the UN)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
_SADDAM HUSSEIN _
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
_JERRY FALWELL_
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it --the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
_DR. SEUSS _
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
_ERNEST HEMINGWAY _
To die. In the rain. Alone.
_MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR._
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
_ALBERT EINSTEIN _
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
_Grandpas, __Sinh Loi and that decrepit Jew, Bob _
In ourday, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.*
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